[to dead alligator] You're luggage!


How big are you... um... how tall are you?

Lois Lane

So, you wanna play?

Hit Girl

Embrace your birthright, Perseus...
[Pegasus appears in front of Perseus]
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I've never done this before. Hold still or it'll get messy.

Lisbeth Salander

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

Zeus: So what's up with that L.A. thing? You famous or something?
John McClane: Yeah, for about five minutes.
Zeus: Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?
John McClane: Fuck you.

Admiral Reigart: You still got your boots, have you, cowboy?
Chris Burnett: Roger. They were tied on.

Happy trails, Hans.

John McClane

If there is one thing I have learned, Number One, is never underestimate a Klingon.


England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship IS England!

Capt. Jack Aubrey

Rule #1. Never change the deal.


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