Nick Van Owen: You looking for a problem?
Dieter: And I found you, didn't I?

That's your last pee break for this trip.

Frank

Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
Max: My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict...
Eugene Kittridge: Well, maybe we'll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max: I'm sure we can find something I have that you need.

Matt Murdock: I know how you feel.
Elektra: You don't know how I feel. I want revenge.
Matt Murdock: Revenge won't make the pain go away. Trust me. I know.
Elektra: There's no place for me now.
Matt Murdock: Yes, there is. Stay. Stay with me, please.

When all this is over, you'll go back home driving Carla and your baby insane in your beige Volvo. And I'll be dead, or back in prison, which is the same thing.

John Mason

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Short Round

Hey Sphinx, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his ass all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker shit you listen to.

Mirror Man

Do I go in with you?

Wiglaf

When I stopped doin' runs, you promised me you were gonna stay out of it.

Chris Farraday

Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: Southern China? We've never even admitted we sent troops into China!
General Hummel: Who is this? Identify yourself!
Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: This is White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair, General.
General Hummel: How OLD are you Mr. Sinclair?
Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair: I'm 33.
General Hummel: Well Mr. Sinclair, you've probably got no FUCKING idea what I'm talking about! By your 9th birthday, I was running BlackOps into China and my men were responsible for over 200 enemy kills! Now someone put some friggin tape over Mr. Sinclair's mouth, he's wasting my time!

Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Kirk

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