Daredevil: Hey, that light? At the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven...
Jose Quesada: I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Daredevil: That's the C train!

Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don't have the time!... What was I saying?

Cmdr. Deanna Troi

Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?

Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.

David Marcus

Donny: How did you get this car?
Freb: Actually, the keys were in it.
Donny: Well, that kinda defies the point.
Memphis: You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?

A heh-heh-heh-heh.

Axel Foley

You know it's all funny until somebody gets shot in the leg.

A.J.

Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A kid?
Short Round: Maybe he likes older women.

Max: You know, the one thing I can't figure out are these girls real smart or real real lucky?
Hal Slocumb: Don't matter. Brains'll only get you so far and luck always runs out.

Perseus: If I do this, I do it as a man.
Draco: But you are not JUST a man!
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Gianni: But nice try, I'm impressed. Took more than a driver to figure this out.
Frank Martin: I haven't figured it all out yet.
Gianni: Perhaps I can help you! What part are you a little... how you say, "thick" on?
Frank Martin: You. Why?
Gianni: Oh well, that's the easy part. It's a business deal, pure and simple. I'm for hire to he highest bidder. And in this case, the highest bidders were the Colombian cocaine cartels that wanted these pesky lawmen off their backs.

You risk life and limb to save the free world, and what do you get? Jell-o and a bad '70s TV show.

Dominic Toretto

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