Zeus: See, I told you Park Drive was jammed!
John McClane: I didn't say through Park Drive.

Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.

Dr. Stephen Maturin: I have no idea what precisely it is you're talking about, but he did seem to come off rather well.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Seven weeks sailing, and he happens in darkness on our exact position.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Hm. Well, the French have their spies in England and elsewhere. As do we.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Indeed. If he knew we were looking for him, he could have stood to sea and passed well clear.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Well then, perhaps he was looking for us.

Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.

Captain Spock

Satipo: Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here.
Indiana: That's what scares me.

But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.

Grail Knight

Welcome to the party pal.

John McClane

Benji: How come I'm Pluto? I'm not even a planet.
Brandt: There's always Uranus [grins].
Benji: Hah, that was funny, 'cause you said anus.

F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.

Dietrich: Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Indiana: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indiana: Then your Führer has no prize.

I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.

Joshamee Gibbs

You've had your eight, now I have my eighty.

Brad Whitaker

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