Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Thulsa Doom

Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed.

Victor Maitland

Dwight: He's got the drop on her!
Gail: He's got squat! He's dead. He's just too damn dumb to know it.

Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?

Marcus Brody

[to Tic'Tic] We need you. They will not fight with us.

D'Leh

My heart's not cold, it's broken.

Selene

They are the best and they specialise in the ridiculous!

Capt. Charisa Sosa

You dare not do that.

Mola Ram

[to a dinosaur] Hey, don't give me that shit.

Owen

[Pointing the gun] Don't look at me boy! I'll put your ass on the news tonight!

Mac

Matt Farrell: [re: large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it. I did it!

Stanley Goodspeed: You know how this shit works?
Captain Darrow: [draws his knife] You know how THIS shit works?
Stanley Goodspeed: Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh... let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song "Rocket Man."
Captain Darrow: I don't like soft-ass shit!
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh, oh, you don't, oh... well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the rocket man!
[He hits the firing switch, Darrow screams as the rocket takes off, spearing him in the chest]
Stanley Goodspeed: How do you like how THAT SHIT WORKS!?

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