Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

President James Marshall: Kathryn, if you give a mouse a cookie...
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: It's gonna want a glass of milk.

Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly. Do you still have it?
Marion: [blows smoke in his face] No.

Ethan Hunt: They're dead.
Eugene Kittridge: What? Who's dead?
Ethan Hunt: My team. My team is dead! They knew we were coming. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.
Eugene Kittridge: Wait a minute...
Ethan Hunt: Did you hear me? The list is in the open.

Jim Phelps: Any questions?
Ethan Hunt: Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this.
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Claire Phelps: Hey, I made that coffee.
Ethan Hunt: Exactly.

Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.

Viktor

Let it go Po. This is a hassle we don't need.

Kai

[to a street vendor] No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.

Marcus Brody

Owen: What happened to the sibling?
Claire: She ate it.

[gives Hunt the exploding gum] Just don't chew it.

Jack Harmen

Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

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