If we don't act now, we may not have much of an America left to defend.

Albert Nimzicki

Charlie: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh: Don't worry. I know someone who does.

We did not cause this. But this very night, we will end it!

John Carter

John Mason: What exactly does this stuff do?
Stanley Goodspeed: If the rocket renders it aerosol, it could take out the entire city of people.
John Mason: Really? And what happens if you drop one?
Stanley Goodspeed: Happily, it'd just wipe out you and me.
John Mason: How?
Stanley Goodspeed: It's a cholinesterase inhibitor. Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within thirty seconds. Any epidermal exposure or inhalation and you'll know. A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system...

[to Claire] What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?

Owen

Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.

Dylan

Isaak: He's a lot shorter than I thought.
Trish: [Laughs] Oh, Daddy.
Isaak: He's just a little guy.

Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.

Chattar Lal

Jack Rafferty: Come on in the car, baby.
Becky: I'm sorry. I do the day shift and it's been a long day. Besides, I don't do group jobs.
Jack Rafferty: Come on in and we can just have a nice talk.
Becky: I don't do talk jobs either.

[to a dinosaur] Hey, don't give me that shit.

Owen

Reporter: Los Angeles, New York and Washington D.C. have been left in ruins.
Russel Casse: Good God! I've been sayin' it. I've been sayin' it for ten damn years. Ain't I been sayin' it, Miguel? Yeah, I've been sayin' it.

They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

Natalie

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