Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

Raymond Calitri: [over the phone] Time's up Atley. Bring me the kid and we'll settle this.
Atley Jackson: Which kid is that?
Raymond Calitri: Oh, The Cincinnati Kid, Billy the Kid. Which kid do you think I mean?
Atley Jackson: I think you mean Kip Raines.
Raymond Calitri: That's the kid.
Atley Jackson: You know what? That little son of a bitch evaded me.
Raymond Calitri: Find him, Atley.
Atley Jackson: What if I can't?
Raymond Calitri: Then big brother takes the fall for the slipup. One Raines is as good as another. It never Raines but it pours. [hangs up]
Atley Jackson: Dammit! Well, I guess you can thank your big brother. He just took your place under the guillotine.

The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Memphis

Memphis: Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory.
Det. Roland Castlebeck: Did Eleanor tell you that?

[Being pulled up from the hotel balcony] Watch it, you fuckhead! You'll pull my arm out!

Womack

Mirror Man: Ya' boy got skills, right?
Donny: Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.

Agent Paxton: Now you tell me I'm on a need-to-know basis. And I'm telling you right now, I need to who the fuck John Mason is, right now sir!
Womack: You want to know? Okay. 1962: J. Edgar Hoover is the head of the FBI, some say the country. It's no secret that he kept secret files on prominent Americans and Europeans. De Gaulle, British members of Parliament, even the Prime Minister. I mean, this guy had dirt on everybody in the world.
Agent Paxton: Yeah, I know all of the cloak and dagger stories. Where does Mason fit in?
Womack: Mason was the British operative who stole the files, but our Bureau agents caught him at the Canadian border. Of course, the British claimed that they never heard of him. So we held him without trial until he gave up the microfilm. But he never did.
Agent Paxton: Well, I'm surprised Hoover didn't use his daughter as leverage.
Womack: Hoover was dead in '72, she wasn't born yet. Today... it's a different Bureau.
Agent Paxton: So, you held this guy without trial his whole life. No wonder he's pissed.
Womack: This man knows our most intimate secrets from the last half century! The alien landing at Roswell, the truth behind the J.F.K. assassination. Mason's angry, he's lethal, he's a trained killer... and he is the only hope that we have got.

Memphis: Still looking amazing.
Sway: While you still look like a bible salesman.
Memphis: You're healed.

Otto Halliwell: How Many Days?
Memphis: Three.
Otto Halliwell: How many in your crew?
Memphis: One, but, I'm here to negotiate for a second.

Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.

Sway

Indiana Jones: We weren't brought here. Our plane crashed.
Willie: [nodding, smiling] It crashed.
Shaman of Maypore: [laughing] No, no, no. We prayed to Siva to help us find the stone. It was Siva who made you fall from sky. So you will go to Pankot Palace... and find Sivalinga... and bring back to us. Bring back to us. Bring back to us.

Zeus: See, I told you Park Drive was jammed!
John McClane: I didn't say through Park Drive.

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