Damn, that some cold shit.

Mac

Han Sing: Sorry Moron.
Maurice: Name's Maurice, bitch.

John Mason: Your mother, she was very special.
Jade Angelou: Yeah, she was. But I don't think that we should romanticize what happened between you and her. Two people meet in a bar after a Led Zeppelin concert, head out, and I was the result.
John Mason: Well, I'd like to think it would have led somewhere if...
Jade Angelou: If what? Six federal marshals hadn't kicked down her door and dragged you back to prison?

I'll have your check.

Vincent Roth

Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Silk

Trish: Do I know you?
Maurice: How you gonna play me like that?
Trish: What?
Maurice: Now you know I work for your pops.
Trish: Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M...
Maurice: Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Trish: Moron.
Maurice: Funny. It's Maurice, all right?

Look, if I wanted Eddie Murphy, I would have gone to the movies!

Mac

You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?

Mac

You gotta look at this philosophical. Some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.

Maurice

Kai: We got a tip this place is going to get hit.
Kung: When?
Kai: Right now.

Mason, the second you don't respect this, it kills you.

Stanley Goodspeed

Willie: Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up!
Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
Willie: Okay, Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones, wake up!

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