Jesus Paul! Why don't you just fucking rape me?


Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang...


Professor Henry Jones: Junior?
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones: It is you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Don't call me that. Please.

Combatant: Just imagine 16 vests filled with ceramic ball bearings, slipping by every metal detector in your country.
Navy Seal Commander: And this is happening now?
Combatant: It's happening as we speak.

Superman: I'm here to fight for truth, and justice, and the American way.
Lois Lane: [laughs] You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!

Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down here and start a fight. Get all rowdy.

Captain Steven Hiller

Mission accomplished.


Marcus Brody: My reputation precedes me.
Sallah: There is no museum in Iskenderun.

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Masrani: So the paddock is quite safe then...
Claire: Yes. We have the best structural engineers in the world.
Masrani: Yeah, so did Hammond...

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Henry Wu

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

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