Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.


Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?


They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.


[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.


Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?


I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?


What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.


You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

Eric Knox

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?
Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn't like.

Nick Van Owen: You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?
Roland Tembo: Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.
Nick Van Owen: [referring to Roland's gun] You gonna use that?
Roland Tembo: If he doesn't surrender, yes.
Nick Van Owen: [chuckles] The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it.
Roland Tembo: Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live.

Willie: You could have kept it.
Indiana Jones: Nah, it would of just been another rock collecting dust.
Willie: Yeah, but it would have given you your fortune and glory.

[Being pulled up from the hotel balcony] Watch it, you fuckhead! You'll pull my arm out!


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