Ryan: [Ryan and Ethan are discussing a place to meet] Santa Monica Pier.
Ethan: No, too busy.
Ryan: Yeah, that's kind of the idea, dickhead.

Ethan: [on walkie talkie] We found him yet?
Dmitri: No, I don't see him.
Ethan: He's the one on the cell phone, you idiot.
[looks through his binoculars and sees various people on cell phones]
Dmitri: Everybody's on a cell phone.

Car Jacking Girl: Stop... stop moving or I will shoot you.
Frank Martin: Don't you have homework to do?
[walks into her gun]
Frank Martin: Why don't you go and do it.
Car Jacking Girl: OK! I'm sorry!
[runs away]

Frank Martin: I'm afraid that your flight's been canceled.
Gianni: I'm afraid that *you* have been canceled!

Lola: [after the car chase] I think we lost them.
[Helicopter appears]
Frank Martin: Think again.
Lola: [shoots down helicopter] Thought complete.

My problem isn't physical... it's psychological.

Lola

Have a good life. What's left of it.

Frank Martin

Hold on. Just came out of the dry cleaners.
[he removes his jacket and fights the carjackers]

Frank Martin

Frank Martin: It was just a favor. I don't usually do this sort of a job.
Audrey Billings: I thought you were a professional driver?
Frank Martin: A different kind of driver.

Gianni: But nice try, I'm impressed. Took more than a driver to figure this out.
Frank Martin: I haven't figured it all out yet.
Gianni: Perhaps I can help you! What part are you a little... how you say, "thick" on?
Frank Martin: You. Why?
Gianni: Oh well, that's the easy part. It's a business deal, pure and simple. I'm for hire to he highest bidder. And in this case, the highest bidders were the Colombian cocaine cartels that wanted these pesky lawmen off their backs.

Girl on jetski: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Frank Martin: I'm trying to catch a bus!

Jack Billings: [about getting a shot] It hurts a lot.
Frank Martin: Look at me. I promise I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.
Jack Billings: Promise?
Frank Martin: You know my fourth rule? Never make a promise you can't keep.

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