Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvises.

If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong.


They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

John Mason: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.
Stanley Goodspeed: "I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts."
John Mason: Ah, an educated man. That, of course, rules out the possibility of you being a field agent.

[to Immortan Joe] Remember me?

Imperator Furiosa

Today we are offered something we would never have. Today, we fight for honor!


USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.


Gray: [during an Indominus Rex attack] We need more.
Claire: More what?
Gray: We need more teeth.

Sévérine: What do you know?
James Bond: Well, it takes a certain type of woman to wear a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.

Hale Caesar: What happened to you?
Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.

Marion: [laughs] What is this stuff, Rene?
Belloq: [laughing] I grew up on this. It's my family label!

Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?

Indiana Jones

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