You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish Convent, anyway?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Captain Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?
Angelica: A Mermaid, Jack.

Angelica: I am starting to think you don't know where you are going.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Its not the destination so much as the journey.

Gentlemen, the fountain is the prize. Mermaid waters, that be our path.

Captain Hector Barbossa

There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.

Joshamee Gibbs

Josh: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick: White neighbors?

Charlie: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh: Don't worry. I know someone who does.

Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh: You don't remember Mrs. Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.
Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!
Josh: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!

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