Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Captain Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?
Angelica: A Mermaid, Jack.

Angelica: I am starting to think you don't know where you are going.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Its not the destination so much as the journey.

Gentlemen, the fountain is the prize. Mermaid waters, that be our path.

Captain Hector Barbossa

There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.

Joshamee Gibbs

Josh: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick: White neighbors?

Charlie: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh: Don't worry. I know someone who does.

Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh: You don't remember Mrs. Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.
Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!
Josh: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!

Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
Josh: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Charlie: Die! We're all gonna die!

I will blow your face clean off your face!

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