Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.J.D.
Luther Stickell: You really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it.
Eugene Kittridge: I understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You've never seen me very upset.
RED LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!Ethan Hunt
Claire Phelps: Just give me the money.
Ethan Hunt: [quietly] You've earned it.
Computers are a bitch!Luther Stickell
Let me ask you something, Kittridge. If a man has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how upset do you really think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?Ethan Hunt
Ethan Hunt: Saved your ass again, Jack.
Jack Harmen: Give me a break, Pops.
Sarah Davies: Such a nice ass.
Jack Harmen: And a lonely ass.
Sarah Davies: Tell me, Senator, do you all have someone on your staff named Jack?
Senator John Waltzer: Jack... I believe we did have a Jack. An unreliable fellow as I recall. Constantly late, and behind in his work. I was forced to tie him behind one of my best stallions and drag him around my barn for a few days.
Ethan Hunt: I thought I was going to see Max.
Matthias: You misunderstood. No one sees Max.
Ethan Hunt: Then what am I doing here?
Matthias: Allowing Max to see you, and hear what you've got to say.
Ethan Hunt: I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
Matthias: If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud... indefinitely.
[to Claire] Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!Ethan Hunt
Luther Stickell: Reach your folks?
Ethan Hunt: [nods]
Luther Stickell: How do they feel?
Ethan Hunt: About what?
Luther Stickell: The apology from the Justice Department, VIP treatment. You know, the whole nine yards.
Ethan Hunt: Well, my mom was a little confused how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida Keys.