I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass.

Captain Steven Hiller

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Capt. Jimmy Wilder

David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Russel Casse

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.

President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much.

Dr. Okun

Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!

Russel Casse

Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!

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