I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass.Captain Steven Hiller
Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.Elvis Fanatic
Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!Capt. Jimmy Wilder
David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?Russel Casse
Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!Captain Steven Hiller
Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.
President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.
Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much.Dr. Okun
Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!Russel Casse
Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!