Get to the chopper!


[after Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?

Barney Ross

How hard can it be to kill ten men?


Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!

Mike Lowrey: [Howard is yelling at Burnett for having a shootout outside a hotel] I haven't killed anyone today, yet, Captain...
Captain Howard: Hey, do you want me to yell at you? Cause I can do that!

[after Marcus outruns Fochet at the airport] Now that's how you s'pose to drive. From now on, that's how you drive!

Mike Lowrey

Mike Lowrey: Everybody wants to be like Mike.
Captain Howard: Yeah, and you're gonna be retired like him too.

Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.

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Marcus Burnett: You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
Mike Lowrey: Oh please, like shit don't happen when you're there.
Marcus Burnett: That - that ain't the point...

Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car!

Mike Lowrey

He steals our shit, kidnaps Julie, shoots at my wife. Oh, we beatin' him down. We beatin' him DOWN!

Marcus Burnett

My shit always works sometimes!

Mike Lowrey

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