Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
Matt Farrell: You okay?
John McClane: I'll let you know in a minute.
I can't talk to him, you talk to him.Thomas Gabriel
Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: There's five of them now!
What is this guy, a hamster?John McClane
Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.
Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?Matt Farrell
Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!Matt Farrell
Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.John McClane
The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.John McClane
Damn hamster.John McClane