Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure!


Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
Willie: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: If you want me Willie, you know where to find me.
Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie: Five. You know it, and I know it.

[on Willie] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.

Indiana Jones

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing.
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

Shorty, where's my razor?

Indiana Jones

It wasn't me! It's her!

Short Round

Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.

Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!

Short Round

[laughing] Too much to drink, Dr. Jones?

Kao Kan

Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.

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