Holly Gennero McClane: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly Gennero McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.John McClane
They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.Dwayne T. Robinson
Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
FBI Special Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
FBI Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.FBI Agent Johnson
Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.John McClane
[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...John McClane
[evil smile] Shoot the glass.Hans Gruber
The fire has been called off my friend. So you might as well come out and join the others. I promise I won't hurt you.Tony