What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.Gib
I married Rambo!Helen Tasker
Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!Gib
Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!Simon
Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.Gib
Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.Gib
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?Gib
Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.
Hi, you've just been erased.WitSec Ops