What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.


I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!


You're fired!


Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!


Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.


Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.


Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?


Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Hi, you've just been erased.

WitSec Ops

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