Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish Convent, anyway?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.

Captain Jack Sparrow

If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.

Captain Jack Sparrow

How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?


Guard: Are you the real Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their Shepherd.

If I don't kill a man once in awhile, they forget who I am.


Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.

Captain Jack Sparrow

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Hobbs: I'm taking you down Toretto.
Dominic Toretto: I'm right here.

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