Oh, and one more thing.


If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.


Britt Reid: Think about this, Kato. We've been completely wasting our potential. This city needs our help. We could be heroes! We will *pose* as villains to get close to the bad guys. That way, no one will suspect we're really the good guys. Will you come with me on this adventure?
Kato: OK.
Britt Reid: Yes!

Britt Reid: What did you think of my father?
Kato: He was a complex man.

So this is what you want out of your life? This gives you sense of fulfillment? I spend all night, writing about the corruption in this town, and you do nothing.

Jack Reid

Can I kill her *now*?

Marvin Boggs

Marvin Boggs: I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.

[after destroying a missile by shooting a bullet at it] Old man, my ass!

Marvin Boggs

Frank Moses: [Marvin has just shot a bad guy] Feel better?
Marvin Boggs: Yeah. You guys want to get pancakes?

Marvin Boggs: [from trailer ] Why are you trying to kill me?
Frank Moses: Look, why would I be trying to kill you?
Marvin Boggs: Because last time we met, I tried to kill you.
Frank Moses: That was a long time ago.
Marvin Boggs: Some people hold on to things like that.

Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yeah?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvises.

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