Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Huge Goon

With no power comes no responsibility.

Dave Lizewski

Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
Mindy Macready: I'm just fucking with you Daddy... I'd love a bench made model 42 butterfly knife!
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!

Hit Girl

So, you wanna play?

Hit Girl

Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys.

Damon Macready

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock!

Decide your penance,death or sacrifice...


Ixas: Charon only ferries the dead.
Solon: [pulls his sword] Any volunteers?
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Perseus: What's this?
[Digs 'BUBO' from original Clash of the Titans from a bin at the armory]
Draco: Just leave it.
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Perseus: [sparring with Io] Wish I didn't enjoy this so much...
Io: I'm trying to help you live.
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