Trish: Are you out of your mind? What are you doing here?
Han Sing: I missed you.
Trish: You missed me? I'm gonna miss you when my father finds out you're here.

Han Sing: What's your name?
Trish: You think I want you calling me?
Han Sing: I don't have a phone.
Trish: Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like shit.

Trish: So Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
Han Sing: What's that?
Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
Han Sing: Of course. State law.

Great country. Free cars.

Han Sing

[Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said, somebody kill that son of a bitch!

Maurice

Dim Sum good. You call again. Dim Sum all time. Thanks.

Han Sing

Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!

Han Sing

Hey Trish! I'm gonna find your Aaliyah looking ass!

Maurice

Kai: Your brother wasn't suited to lead.
Han Sing: That's why you killed him?
Kai: That's why I had to!
Han Sing: That... was a mistake!

Kai: We got a tip this place is going to get hit.
Kung: When?
Kai: Right now.

You gotta look at this philosophical. Some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.

Maurice

You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?

Mac

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