How big are you... um... how tall are you?

Lois Lane

So this is planet Houston.

General Zod

Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.

Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.


Ursa: [watching an Army helicopter] Look. They need machines to fly.
General Zod: What bravery. Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.

Crude noisemaker.

General Zod

General Zod: This "super-man" is nothing of the kind; I've discovered his weakness.
Ursa: Yes?
General Zod: He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.
Ursa: Like pets?
General Zod: I suppose.
Ursa: Sentimental idiot!

Don't call me "man."

Vera Webster

I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.

Gus Gorman

I ask you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't even do that one, simple thing.

Ross Webster

You always wanted to fly Kent. Now's your chance!

Evil Superman

Superman's bad!

Gus Gorman

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