I've always known I'll die alone.

Kirk

Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.

To the hell fires with Thulsa Doom. He's evil; a sorcerer who can summon demons. His followers' only purpose is to die in his service. Thousands of them.

Valeria

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Spock

USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.

Scotty

I miss my old chair.

Kirk

Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Kirk

[to Kirk] What does it mean, "exact change"?

Spock

Everybody remember where we parked.

Kirk

Hello, Alice. Welcome to "Wonderland".

Kirk

Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Scotty

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