Klingon Commander, This is Admiral James T. Kirk. I'm alive and well on the planet surface. I know that this will come as a pleasant surprise to you, but our ship was a victim of an "unfortunate accident". Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.


Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives.

Klingon Ambassador

Sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth, c'est la vie.


This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.


Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.


May fortune favor the foolish.


This is no fantasy - no careless product of wild imagination. No, my friends. These indictments that I have brought to you today, specific charges herein against the individuals. Their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These... are matters of undeniable fact. I ask you now to pronounce judgement on those accused.


Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.

You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly - I take trains!

Dr. Zefram Cochrane

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.


Kirk: How are we doing?
McCoy: How are "we" doing? Funny you should put it quite that way, Jim. "We" are doing fine.

Assimilate this!

Lt. Commander Worf

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