Joachim: We're all with you, sir. But, consider this. We are free. We have a ship, and the means to go where we will. We have escaped permanent exile on Ceti Alpha V. You have defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again
Khan: He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up!

I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

General Zod

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no *one* has gone before.

Captain James T. Kirk

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.


What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity.

Captain Spock

Bless your heart!

Professor Joe Butcher

Computers rule the world today. And the fellow that can fool the computers, can rule the world himself.

Ross Webster

I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.

Clark Kent

Hello, Alice. Welcome to "Wonderland".


Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers?

Cmdr. William Riker

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

The Wizard

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