Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?

McCoy

Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.

Lois Lane: Any more at home like you?
Clark Kent: Uh, not really, no.

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Spock

USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.

Scotty

I miss my old chair.

Kirk

Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Kirk

[to Kirk] What does it mean, "exact change"?

Spock

Everybody remember where we parked.

Kirk

Hello, Alice. Welcome to "Wonderland".

Kirk

Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead!

Kirk

He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

Spock

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