USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.

Scotty

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Spock

Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?

Kirk

Spock: He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.
Bones: Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.

I've always known I'll die alone.

Kirk

Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

Kirk

Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
ybok: I don't control minds. I free them.

Shakari... the source... Heaven... Eden... call it what you will. The Klingons call it "Kuitu". For Romulans it's "Vortavor". The Andorian word is... is unpronouncable.

Sybok

It is difficult to answer, when one does not understand the question.

Ambassador Sarek

May fortune favor the foolish.

Kirk

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.

Scotty

This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture.

Kirk

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