Burger-Beard: Attack!
Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!
Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

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It happens when I'm nervous.

Squidward Tentacles

SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.
Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

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Hey, I got feet!

Patrick Star

Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!

Mr. Krabs

Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.

Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
Burger-Beard: Hah!
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing?

We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.

Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePantsPlankton: Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star: Correct!

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team!
Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!

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