I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
[sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet bowl]

Gru

[Agnes looks at a fairground stall's prize, a unicorn plush toy]
Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
[the sisters try their hand at the stall, but lose]
Agnes: Gru...
Gru: Okay, MY turn...
[pulls out a multi-barreled blaster that destroys the stall]
Gru: Knocked OVER!
Agnes: [cuddling her unicorn in ecstasy] It's so FLUFFY!

Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?

I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad.

Wreck-It Ralph

They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher?

Wreck-It Ralph

It's not about what it is, Its about what it can become.

The Once-ler

[Explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...

Gru

We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON!

Gru

Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!

Vanellope von Schweetz

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