Jewel: Come on Blu, you can do it!
Blu: I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!... I can't do it!

Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yea. Fun.
Rafael: Flying is not what you think up here, it's what you feel in here [pointing to Blu's heart].
Rafael: And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, you fly. [Takes off flying] Woo-hoo-hoo!

Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.

Jewel: Do you think you can help us get this thing off [pointing to the chain on their legs]
Rafael: Lucky for you. You know Rafeal and Rafeal knows everyone.

Rafael: Tell her, you have beautiful eyes.
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.

Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?
Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition!

Rango: Reptiles gotta stick together, brother.
Buford: I'm an amphibian.
Rango: Ain't no shame in that.

[to Roxanne] I've been watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...


Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't.
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed.
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!


Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: You call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever]
Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: Booyah!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Megamind: So scary...
[activites a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [brings up a chainsaw] This one's kind of...
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Yeah, the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deadlius"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into MegaMind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

Rattlesnake Jake: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed] Sign the damn paper!
Beans: Go to Hell!
Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down] Where do you think I come from?

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