Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.
Emmet: What?
Lucy: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
Emmet: That's not true. Introducing, the double decker couch so everyone could watch TV together and be buddies.
Lucy: That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Vitruvius: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worse.

[to Emmett] Come with me if you want to not die.

Lucy

Emmet: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...
Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling] Really hard?
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD!
Emmet: Woah... OK.

Bagheera: You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
Baloo: I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me.

Baloo: [after the girl from the man village drops her jug of water] She did that on purpose!
Bagheera: Obviously.

Baloo: He's hooked.
Bagheera: Ah, it was inevitable, Baloo. The boy couldn't help himself. It was bound to happen. Mowgli is where he belongs now.
Baloo: Yeah. I guess you're right. But I still think he'd have made one swell bear. Well, come on, Baggy, buddy. Let's get back where we belong. And get with the beat.

Mowgli: [angry] You told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you!
Kaa: It's like YOU said

Buzzie: [Flaps and Dizzy have just saved Mowgli] He's safe now. You can let go, Baloo.
Baloo: Are you kidding? There's teeth in the other end!

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

Buzzie: So what we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now don't start *that* again!

Winifred: Dear, haven't you forgotten something?
Colonel Hathi: Nonsense, Winifred, old girl. An elephant never forgets.
Winifred: Well, you just forgot our *son*!

Hiccup: [v.o] Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know.
Hiccup: Sorry... Dad.

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