Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!

Mr. Krabs

Hey, I got feet!

Patrick Star

SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?

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SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.
Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!

It happens when I'm nervous.

Squidward Tentacles

Burger-Beard: Attack!
Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!
Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.

Rex

Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

Woody

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

Woody

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