Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?
Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition!

Jewel: Come on Blu, you can do it. [Jewel drags Blu towards the end of the ledge]
Blu: I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can't do it.
[Blu stalls towards the end of the ledge and both fall of the ledge and start falling down]
Jewel: Oh! Aaaaa!
Blu: I can't fly!

Blu: (Talking about the woodcutter) Are you sure this is safe?
Luiz: There's nothing to it! (putting on a safety mask) Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Cause I can't hear too cool with this thing on.
Rafael: Don't worry he's a professional!
Luiz: I can't really see out of this thing either.

Mater: "What you got here that's free? How about that pistachio ice cream?"
Food Vendor: "No, no - wasabi."
Mater: "Oh same ole same ole. What's up with you? That looks delicious..."

Lightning McQueen: "How'd you like to come and see the world with me?"
Mater: "You mean it?!"

Professor Zundapp: "Lightning McQueen cannot win the race."
Grem: "Instead of saying "ka-chow," he's gonna go "ka-boom!"

Lightning McQueen: "Speed. I am speed."
Francesco Bernoulli: "Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed! "Francesco... he's triple speed!" Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!"
Lightning McQueen: [to himself] "He is so getting beat today..."

"These Americans are clearly master spies."

Finn McMissile

Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!

Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

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