When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz: [he attacks Woody]
Woody: Okay, come on. You got a piece of me.
Buzz: [gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!

It's not nice to throw people!

Anna

Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying!
[a solar-powered laser starts to activate]
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
[nothing happens]
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire!
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?

Oh, I love it. It's so cute. It like a little baby unicorn.

Olaf

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

Arthur: You used to say, [lowers voice] "Arthur, you can do anything under the sun".
Hobson: I never spoke like that.
Arthur: It was a bit like that.

Anna: Olaf, did Elsa make you?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you know where she is?
Kristoff: [examining Olaf's arm] Fascinating.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you think you can show us the way?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: [still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work? Ow!
Olaf: [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on]
Anna: Stop it Sven, I'm trying to focus.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.
Olaf: Summer?
Anna: M-hm.
Olaf: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...
Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
Olaf: Nope!

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Arthur: Say "wash your winky"
Hobson: [Vader-like voice transform] Wash your winky.
Bitterman: Could you do Chewy?

Rango: [after kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Yeah? Well, you're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.

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