Rango: [after kids throw rocks at him] Hey! What was that for?
Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
Rango: Yeah? Well, you're funny-looking too.
Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
Rango: That's a funny-looking dress.
Priscilla: You got funny-looking eyes.
Rango: You got a funny-looking face!
Priscilla: You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.

Would it kill you to wash the bag?

Roxanne Ritchi

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

[singing] Winter's a good time to sit close and cuddle. But put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman!


Flattery won't charge these batteries.

Sergeant Calhoun

Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!


Rex: ROAR!
Woody: Oh, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was very close to being scared that time.
Rex: I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I'm coming across. I'm afraid I'm just coming off as annoying.

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

Arthur: We don't have any thing in common. You love horses.
Arthur: I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent.
Arthur: Who makes that kind of commitment to a shoe?

Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.


Anna: Olaf, did Elsa make you?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you know where she is?
Kristoff: [examining Olaf's arm] Fascinating.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you think you can show us the way?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: [still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work? Ow!
Olaf: [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on]
Anna: Stop it Sven, I'm trying to focus.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.
Olaf: Summer?
Anna: M-hm.
Olaf: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...
Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
Olaf: Nope!

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Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

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