Finn McMissile: "Finn McMissile, British intelligence."
Mater: "Tow Mater, average intelligence."

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz: [he attacks Woody]
Woody: Okay, come on. You got a piece of me.
Buzz: [gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!

Wreck-It Ralph: You want ME to help YOU?!
Vanellope von Schweetz: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, friend?
Wreck-It Ralph: We are not friends.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it. Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?

Kristoff: You almost set me on fire!
Anna: But I didn't.

Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...

Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your mama's proud time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mama!

Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

Arthur: You used to say, [lowers voice] "Arthur, you can do anything under the sun".
Hobson: I never spoke like that.
Arthur: It was a bit like that.

I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.

Woody

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

Arthur: Say "wash your winky"
Hobson: [Vader-like voice transform] Wash your winky.
Bitterman: Could you do Chewy?

Rex: ROAR!
Woody: Oh, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was very close to being scared that time.
Rex: I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I'm coming across. I'm afraid I'm just coming off as annoying.

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