Favorite Animation Quotes
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.The Lorax
Curse you, tiny toilet!Vector
Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us, thank you Mr. Spell...
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.
Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they're dead.
[as children, Metro Man is given stars from the teacher, while Megamind is made to stand in a corner]
Megamind: No matter what happened, I wa always the last chosen, the odd one out, the black sheep... the bad boy. Was this my destiny?... Wait. Maybe it WAS! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!
[sets off a chemical explosion in the schoolhouse]
Megamind: I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die was cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career... and I LOVED IT!
[As Susan tries to seduce Arthur is pulled upside down by magnets on his bed]
Arthur: My bed is made of magnets.
Susan: Get me out of here!
Arthur: At least something in this room is attracted to you.
Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door.
That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!Mr. Potato Head
When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!Vector
My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines, until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross. So everyone was stuck eating all the sardines that nobody wanted. Frozen, boiled, dried, fried, candied and juiced. Life was gray and flavorless, but when things seem hopeless, I stared down at defeat, and found hope.Flint Lockwood
Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, wouldn't we be eating strawberry Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak?