Kaa: Ooh! Oh, now what? I'll be right down. Yes, yes, who is it?
Shere Khan: It's me. Shere Khan. I'd like a word with you, if you don't mind.
Kaa: Shere Khan, what a surprise.
Shere Khan: Yes, isn't it. I just dropped by. Now forgive me if I've interrupted anything.
Kaa: Oh no, no, nothing at all.
Shere Khan: [brandishing his claws] I thought perhaps that you were entertaining someone up there in your coils.
Kaa: Coils? Someone? Oh no, I was just curling up for my siesta.
Shere Khan: But you were singing to someone. Who is it, Kaa?
Kaa: Ah, um, oh no, I was just singing, uh, to myself.
Shere Khan: Indeed.
Kaa: Yes... yes, you see I have... trouble with my sinuses.
Shere Khan: What a pity!
Kaa: Oh, you have no idea. It's simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't sleep, so I ssssssing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis. Let me show you how it works.

[to Roxanne] I've been watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...

Hal

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

When it rains... you put on a coat.

Tim Lockwood

This tastes significantly better than sardines.

Joe Towne

Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life?
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

Glad I'm wearing a diaper.

'Baby' Brent

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

I'm so tired of running rampant in the streets...

Megamind

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