You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.

Humpty Dumpty

I wear them front, I wear them back, I go inside out, then I go front and back.

Fred

Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!

Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
Mr. Krabs: We're out of krabby patties?
SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".
Mr. Krabs: [He sobbed] Oh, curse you, fine print!

Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

[as children, Metro Man is given stars from the teacher, while Megamind is made to stand in a corner]
Megamind: No matter what happened, I wa always the last chosen, the odd one out, the black sheep... the bad boy. Was this my destiny?... Wait. Maybe it WAS! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!
[sets off a chemical explosion in the schoolhouse]
Megamind: I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die was cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career... and I LOVED IT!

A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

Goodbyes are just hellos blowing across the wind until our paths intersect once again.

Jake

All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!

Megamind

This tastes significantly better than sardines.

Joe Towne

Hello, I'm Baymax, your healthcare companion.

Baymax

Elephants: Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.
Shere Khan: What beastly luck! Confound that ridiculous Colonel Hathi!

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