Mater: "Excuse me lady."
Holley Shiftwell: "This cannot be him."
Finn McMissile: "Is he American?"
Holley Shiftwell: (As Mater shows off some of his funky dance moves) "Extremely."
Finn McMissile: "Then it is him."

Megamind: [about Titan] He'll destroy the whole city!
Metro Man: I'm sorry. I'm finally free to get in touch with my TRUE power... making awesome music!
[strums a guitar]
Megamind: You're kidding, right?

"These Americans are clearly master spies."

Finn McMissile

Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!

Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Professor Zundapp: "Lightning McQueen cannot win the race."
Grem: "Instead of saying "ka-chow," he's gonna go "ka-boom!"

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

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