Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!


Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!

"These Americans are clearly master spies."

Finn McMissile

"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

All that I need are the boots!

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

[on the phone, in Hindi] Bolo?

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Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]

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