A rolling bear gathers no hair!

Monkey

[to Roxanne] I've been watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...

Hal

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us...

Batman: Relax, everybody. I'm here.
Emmet: Batman? Awesome! Could you make one of these in orange?
Batman: I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.

Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend...
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up.
Hiccup: Why couldn't I have killed that dragon when I found him in the woods? Would've been better, for everyone...
Astrid: Yep. The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you?
Astrid: Why didn't you?
Hiccup: I don't know... I couldn't.
Astrid: That's not an answer.
Hiccup: *Why* is this so important to you all of a sudden?
Astrid: Because I want to remember what you say, *right now*.
Hiccup: Oh, for the love of... I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn't kill a dragon!
Astrid: You said *wouldn't*, that time.
Hiccup: Agh, whatever... I *wouldn't*! Three hundred years, and I'm the first Viking who wouldn't kill a dragon!
Astrid: First to ride one, though. So...?
Hiccup: I wouldn't kill him, because he looked as frightened as *I* was. I looked at him... and I saw myself.

Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.

Fish

I make bad look *so good*!

Megamind

[singing] Now, I'm the king of the swingers, whoa / The jungle V.I.P. / I've reached the top and had to stop / And that's what's botherin' me / I wanna be a man, Man Cub / And stroll right into town / And be just like the other men / I'm tired of monkeyin' around.

King Louie

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

Mr. Pickles: We're exterminators! Of justice!
Mr. Gristle: We exterminate justice!

When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!

Vector

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