It happens when I'm nervous.

Squidward Tentacles

Burger-Beard: Attack!
Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.
Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!
Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!
Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection.


Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Potasso.
Hamm: I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine.

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

To infinity, and beyond!


Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us, thank you Mr. Spell...
Mr. Spell: [mechanically] You're. Welcome.

Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.


Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?


Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? Well, I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

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