Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!

Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...

Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.

Rafael: Tell her, you have beautiful eyes.
Blu: I have beautiful eyes.

Snotlout: Watch out babe, I'll take care of this.
Snotlout: The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!

When it rains, you put on a coat... of Spray-On Shoes!

Flint Lockwood

Will this stabilize your pubescent mood swings?


Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!

Kaa: [after being hit by Bagheera] Ooh, my s-s-sinus. You have just made a s-s-s-serious mistake, my friend. A very s-s-s-stupid...
Bagheera: N-n-now, Kaa, I was...
Kaa: ...mis-s-stake. Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you.
Bagheera: [has one eye closed to avoid being hypnotized] No, please, Kaa...
Kaa: Both eyes, if you please.
Kaa: You have just s-s-sealed your doom.

Arthur: Oh Hon [pauses and reads Naomi's name tag] Naaaaomi Quinn I would like to see you again.
Naomi: I don't date boys who have nannies.

Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?

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