I'm so tired of running rampant in the streets...


Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

Megamind: I had a fairly standard childhood. My parents couldn't wait to get me out of the house...
[Just before a planet is pulled into a black hole, a couple places their child in a rocket ship and prophesize greatness in his future]
Megamind: It was a high expectation to place on an eight-day old...
[Just as the rocket ship leaves, another planet that gets pulled into the hole sends off their own rocket ship, and the two collide with each other and race to Earth]
Megamind: It turned out a family in the Proxima quadrant had the same idea. That was when I met Mr Goody-Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivalry was born!

That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

Mr. Potato Head

[Explaining why the girls can't find their book "Three Little Kittens"] That book was accidentally destroyed maliciously...


Curse you, tiny toilet!


Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?


Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!

Woody: Hey, Etch... Draw!
[Etch draws a picture of a gun]
Woody: D'oh! Got me again! Fastest knobs in the west!

Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?

Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

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