Rango: So you want something to believe in?
[points at the "Sheriff" sign]
Rango: Believe in that there sign. For as long as it hangs there we've got hope.

The name's Rango.
[crowd gasp]

Rango

Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare.

Rango

Rattlesnake Jake: [after Beans refuses to sign a deed] Sign the damn paper!
Beans: Go to Hell!
Rattlesnake Jake: [wraps Beans in his coils and suspends her upside down] Where do you think I come from?

Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]

Megamind

Get your dirty, webbed phalanges off of my boots!

Beans

Rango: Reptiles gotta stick together, brother.
Buford: I'm an amphibian.
Rango: Ain't no shame in that.

Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, wouldn't we be eating strawberry Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak?

Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.

Arthur: Oh Hon [pauses and reads Naomi's name tag] Naaaaomi Quinn I would like to see you again.
Naomi: I don't date boys who have nannies.

Let the showdown begin!

Megamind

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

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