Audrey: I could just kiss you right now.
Ted's Mom: We don't have time for that!
Ted: I don't know, we have a little time.

Ted: Whoa, this is amazing! What are those?
Audrey: Those are trees. They used to grow all around here.

Who are you and what are you doing here?

The Once-ler

The Lorax: I'll go strait up your nose!
Ted: Wow, wow you wouldn't hit a woman?
The Lorax: That's a woman?

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.

The Lorax

Only if someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better... its not.

The Once-ler

You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.

Humpty Dumpty

Stay furry, my friends. Meow.

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!

Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Puss in Boots: I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
Kitty Softpaws: Sooner than you think... (Holds Puss' boots up)
Puss in Boots: She is a bad kitty...

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