Gru: [reading to the girls from a pop-up book] "Three little kittens started to yawn..."
Agnes: You're making them drink the milk!
[beat]
Gru: Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?

We have to warn him, and FAST!
[starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]

Dr. Nefario

When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!

Vector

[defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!

Gru

Buzz: This is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!

Rex: ROAR!
Woody: Oh, how ya doin', Rex.
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was very close to being scared that time.
Rex: I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I'm coming across. I'm afraid I'm just coming off as annoying.

I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second.

Slinky Dog

Hamm: Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.
Buzz: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody: No, you can't.
Buzz: Yes, I can.
Woody: Can't.
Buzz: Can.
Woody: Can't, can't, ca-an't.
Buzz: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed.
Woody: Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Buzz: All right then, I will.

Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.

Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.

That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!

Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.

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